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Twisted Palms proudly brings to you, from the office of "The Official Honorary Mayor of Key West, Florida USA"... Damn The Carnations: Full Speed Ahead! A book of short stories that won't bog you down, but will grip your attention until the last page!
An off-beat humorous adventure. "Best Vacation Read" by Destination Key West Florida Keys Magazine.
***** "Got it, read it, loved it! Hugs and bullets! Watch your ash." –John Stubbings, Hemingway Look-alike Society
Embark on a road-worthy journey inside the mind of an otherworldly writer tripping unpredictably from one adventure to the other. There is no rhyme or reason, no alarm clocks, no deadlines. And, more importantly, there is no going back. So, relax, sit back and allow the potion to have its intended effect. And be aware of the stories you are about to read is what happens when the Universe discovers your chosen destination and decides it's time to refold the map.
"Sammie Mays is a Category 5 literary hurricane. Here's a full-force gale of stories about the adventures that earned her the nickname 'The Gonz' and a place as the honorary mayor of Key West. 'Damn the Carnations' has the added attraction of making you reconsider your approach to toilet flushing. The book is full of piss, vinegar, wisdom and advice for living the good life." – WILLIAM McKEEN Professor and Chair Boston University Department of Journalism